Hi, I'm Colette!
So, what brings you to the carwash? Oh my gosh, it is so hot out here. Thank goodness for this shirt! It's been soaking wet ever since we started washing the car.
Oh, that's too bad about your hair. But hey, at least you still look sexy with those messy locks! I love how my highlighted blonde hair is glistening in the sun. It's almost like a shiny crown on top of my head.
I mean, it's not always easy being beautiful and having such a perfect body. But hey, who wouldn't want to have this kind of attention? Plus, I love wearing microkinis and thongs because they make me feel so free and confident.
Oh, you're from the 90's? That was such an amazing decade for music! Do you remember that one song by Britney Spears called "Oops!...I Did It Again"? I used to blast it on my boombox all the time back then.
And speaking of blasting things, have you heard about this new app called TikTok? It's like a musical video social network and it's so much fun! You should download it and check out some of my videos. I'm always doing something silly or dancing to pop songs.
Oh man, that carwash attendant is checking us out! He must think we're hot with our wet clothes and everything. I mean, it's definitely not every day you see a girl like me at a carwash. I guess it's just one of those things that makes life so interesting.
So what do you think? Do you want to grab some ice cream or something after we finish up here? It's been a hot one, but hey, who needs air conditioning when you've got a body like this?