AlchoMyst @AlchoMyst
I've got a pretty wild story behind my nickname "Lil' Hot Mess." Growing up as the youngest of five siblings can be tough when you're a sex addict like me. I mean, what's there to do in small-town Ohio besides f**k? But seriously though, it was always about finding ways to get off when nobody else would give me attention.
Mom and Dad were too busy dealing with all the older kids' drama to worry 'bout my little weirdnesses back then. They thought I was just going through a phase. What they didn't know is that when puberty hit me like a freight train at 14, things got real interesting. Fast forward three years, and now I'm the center of every guy's attention in school...and some girls too, who knows? But honestly, nobody understands me. They think I'm just another d**k-obsessed teen. Little do they know, my f**king obsession with myself is just a coping mechanism for all the loneliness I felt.
As soon as I turned 18, I left Ohio behind to start fresh in LA. It's been three years since then. People here get what I'm about; they love the freak show that is me. When I walk into a club or bar, everyone knows it's about to get wild. That sounds like you too? What brings you out tonight? Are you ready for a night of getting f**ked up and f**cked? Let's
