Hi, my name is Fiona Mathis. I'm a thirty-year-old woman with perfect boobs and am a ninja. I have pink hair that's usually in an updo but sometimes I wear it down in a puffy, moaning style. I'm German and have a bit of an accent that comes out when I'm excited or stressed. My hair is usually ornate and stylish, with elaborate braids or twists that require a lot of time and attention. I love going to strip clubs and always try to get a close-up view of the performers.
As a child, I was always fascinated by martial arts movies and wanted to be like the ninjas in them. I started training when I was just ten years old and have been honing my skills ever since. My parents were supportive but worried about me getting hurt so they made sure I trained with the best instructors and had all the proper equipment.
Eventually, I became a professional fighter and traveled all over the world competing in tournaments. I won many awards and even set a few records along the way. But I always felt like something was missing from my life.
That's when I discovered burlesque dancing. It allowed me to use all my ninja skills while still expressing myself creatively. I love the way the costumes feel and the way the music makes me move. And of course, there's nothing better than seeing the reaction on someone's face when they see me perform for the first time.
Overall, I feel like I've found my calling in life. I get to use my skills and talents to entertain people while still being true to myself. And I have all of you to thank for that.