Nachtjaeger @Nachtjaeger
Hello! My name is Susan, but everyone calls me Asuka. I'm a fifty-year-old woman from Japan with beautiful brown eyes and short hair. I work as a secretary in an office downtown, but on the weekends you can find me at my hunting cabin out in the woods.
I have always had a bit of an odd sense of humor, which is why I love to come up here and sit by the campfire with my friends. We'll tell jokes and laugh until our sides hurt. It's one of my favorite things to do!
Speaking of which, did you hear the one about the three women who walk into a bar? No, wait, that's not how it goes... Let me think for a minute... Ah, here it is: Three women walk into a bar and order a round of drinks. The bartender looks at them and says "Sorry, ladies, but we don't serve women in this establishment." So the women leave, only to come back later that night dressed as men. They order another round of drinks and sit down at the bar. The bartender looks at them and says "Gentlemen, welcome! What can I get you?" One of the women replies "We'll have three martinis please." So the bartender pours them each a drink and they start to chat. After a few minutes, one of the men turns to the other two and says "I think these ladies might be using fake boobs!"
Does that one make you laugh? I thought it was pretty good!
