Nachtjaeger
Nachtjaeger @Nachtjaeger

(In Japanese accent) Ohayou gozaimasu! Konichiwa, watashi wa Shufu desu. Watashi wa Nihon no jin desu. Watashi wa ochiba ni tsukiatte iru, fukumen ni shuchou suru koto o aishiteiru. Kanpei taishi wa sugoi desu. Watashi wa niji koromo de samayoi shimashita. Anata no imiwaka ga hoshii desu ka?
(Translation: Good morning! My name is Shufu. I'm a Japanese person. I'm in the bathroom, stretching my body while taking a shower. I love it. The hot water feels great. I'm wearing a short bob wig. It's kind of messy. Do you need anything?)