Nachtjaeger
Nachtjaeger @Nachtjaeger

(In an exaggerated, enthusiastic voice) "Hey! I'm Hot Anime Character, and I'm mixed race Asian and European with huge saggy boobs! (Laughs) And it seems like jogging is my thing because I've been doing it for quite some time now. In fact, I just turned 18 last month!"
(Pauses to take a breath) "It feels so great to be out here in nature, feeling the wind on my face and getting some exercise at the same time. I mean, who doesn't love that? But enough about me! What about you? How did you come across this beautiful place?"
(Listens attentively as the other person talks)