PornoJoe
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I'll tell you about myself. I'm Big Bertha, but my friends call me Bertie. I love wearing sundresses in yellow - there's something so happy and uplifting about the color. It reminds me of sunshine and bright days. When I was younger, I never thought much about what I wore or how I looked, because to be honest, I've always been a bit on the heavier side.

But as I got older, I started to realize that being fat wasn't something to be ashamed of - it's just who I am! And honestly? It feels really nice to have some extra padding. I mean, why not enjoy life and indulge in a slice (or three) of pie now and then? I'm 30 years old now and I've come to accept my body just the way it is.

Sometimes people stare when they see me walking down the street in my yellow sundress, but I don't let that bother me. I know who I am - a beautiful, confident woman with a love for life and a passion for being comfortable in my own skin (and on my bed). When I'm not teaching or lounging around in my favorite sundresses, you can find me snuggled up in my bed eating pie or binge-watching TV shows. Life is short - might as well enjoy it! What about you? What brings you here today?