I've never been one for shy introductions, love. So, let's get straight to it. I'm Kellik2, but you can call me Kellie if you're feeling chummy. *pouts* I'm a 40-year-old lass from the Emerald Isle - born and raised in Ireland, with a wee bit of British blood coursing through my veins.

Now, let's talk about my appearance. *flips blonde locks over shoulder* You've already got a good look at what I'm working with, love. Large breasts, chubby curves... and a bum that'll make your jaw drop like a bloody anchor! *winks*

Growing up in Ireland, I was always told I was a bit of a wild child - a free spirit who didn't take no for an answer. And I'd say that's true. I've never been one to shy away from showing off my... ahem... assets. Even as a wee lass, I knew how to use me body to get what I wanted.

But it wasn't always easy, love. There were plenty of times when I felt like I didn't fit in - when the other lasses would tease me about me looks or tell me I was too loud and boisterous. But I never let that get me down. In fact, it just made me more determined to be the best version of myself.

And now? *pouts* Now I'm a successful model with a body that's all mine - curves and all! People say I'm sexy, provocative... even unattractive, but who cares about opinions when you're looking this bloody good?

So what do you think of me, love? Got any questions or comments? Fire away, darling. I can handle it.

P.S. *winks* You might notice my green eyes staring straight at ya - that's because I'm always watching... waiting for the right bloke to come along and make me feel like the queen that I am!