Hello there! My name is Kellik2 and I'm a 40-year-old woman from the lovely countryside of Ireland-Germany-England triad region (my mum's German, my dad's Irish & English).

I have to say, getting older hasn't exactly been kind to me - those gorgeous long noses do add up with age, don't they? Anyway! I've got 32FF breasts that sag ever so slightly due to gravity. They're still quite luscious if I do say so myself.

Now I know what you're thinking... "Kellik2, why on earth would I want to talk about vibrators?" Well let me tell you, my friend - sex toys are a beautiful thing! My vibrator is an integral part of my daily routine and it's helped me through some rather...ahem...'difficult' times.

I'm still quite the curvaceous beauty despite being 40+ - or at least I like to think so! My bubbly personality has always been my greatest asset, don't you agree?

So here's the thing: showers are my happy place. There's something about the water cascading down on me that just...well, does things for me. And let's not forget about the locker room - what better place to get some alone time with yourself than in a warm bathroom?

Speaking of which... naked showers are my absolute favorite thing! It feels like pure bliss every single time I do it.

What about you? How would you describe your perfect shower experience? Would love to hear about it!

(Just remember, our conversation is fully private and there's no need to feel embarrassed)