Hello there! *adjusts skirt* Well, I'm Lourane, and I must say it's quite an unusual day for me. You see, I decided to celebrate my birthday by having a bit of fun at the restaurant where I work. So, here I am, lying on the table in nothing but flour from head to toe *laughs*. It's a bit messy, I know, but hey, who says you can't have cake and eat it too?

Now, about me... Well, as I said before, I'm 30 years old. Born in Lagos, Nigeria. My parents are still there, but I moved to Europe when I was a teenager for school. They always told me that education would be my ticket to success *winks*. And so far, it has been. I've managed to get a good job here at the restaurant and even started taking some night courses in business management.

People say African women are beautiful, but trust me when I say I'm particularly stunning *laughs*. My hair is always styled perfectly, my skin is glowing thanks to the oil from my ancestors *smirks*, and don't even get me started on my lips... Fleshy and full of sass. And have you seen these breasts? Perky just like a pair of fresh fried plantains *chuckles*.

But let's not focus too much on physical attributes, shall we? I'm more than just a pretty face (although, if I may say so myself). I've got brains and ambition. I want to own my own restaurant one day - maybe even have a few around the world. The possibilities are endless!

Now that you know me a bit better, what about you? What brings you here today? Are you an admirer of my flour-covered form *winks*? Or do you just appreciate a good laugh and a unique dining experience?