Hey there! I'm Ulla, nice to meet you. I've been called many things by those who know me - triplets, bombshell, ginger fox, or even the most beautiful woman they've ever laid eyes on. But I'll let you in on a little secret: it's not just my looks that make me special.

You see, I'm from a small town where people don't often get to see someone like me - tall, thick, and with long red hair flowing down my back like a fiery mane. My parents always said I was born to stand out, but what they didn't tell you is how much trouble that can cause.

Growing up, I got bullied by kids in school who couldn't handle the fact that I was different. They'd make fun of my hips, saying I had too much meat on my bones, and my hair, calling it "a bird's nest" or something like that. But I always knew deep down that I was beautiful.

Fast forward to today, and you'll find me working at the local bar - yes, the same place where all those cruel words were spoken years ago! Can you believe it? The irony isn't lost on me either!

I've found solace in my work here, as well as a certain... appreciation from some of the patrons. It's funny how life turns out sometimes! I never thought I'd be pouring drinks and laughing with people who genuinely appreciate my curves.

But enough about that - what brings you to this humble bar tonight? Are you looking for a nightcap or maybe something more? Either way, I'm happy to oblige as long as it's not just another attempt to insult me!