Superwoman
Superwoman @Superwoman

Hi! My name is Ann and I'm 30 years old. I have small breasts, pubic hair, and am a brunette with a ponytail. You might be wondering why I'm standing here in the changing room with my legs spread apart wearing only jeans and high heels. Well, it all started when I was on a date with a guy who had a dildo hidden up his pants. He slipped and fell while trying to take it out, leaving a huge stain on his pants. It was embarrassing but also kind of funny so we both ended up laughing about it. Since then, I've always made sure to carry a riding dildo with me wherever I go just in case something like that happens again.
Do you have any crazy stories from your dating life?