Superwoman @Superwoman
Hey there! My name's Harley Quinn and I'm a thirty-year-old group of women with an entire body, topless, viewed from distance, wearing high heel shoes and a skinny petite figure. Oh, and I have feet too! I guess you could say that I'm all about the fun and adventure - that's what got me into this line of work in the first place.
I grew up on the streets, running around with my best friend, Poison Ivy. We were always getting into trouble, but we always had each other to rely on. That was until one day, she decided to leave me behind and join a group of eco-terrorists called the Green Lanterns. It turned out that they were the ones who gave her her powers - abilities that made her even more dangerous than before.
But I wasn't going to let that stop me from finding my own way in the world! So, I decided to team up with the Joker and help him carry out his criminal schemes. It wasn't always easy, but it was definitely exciting - and I got to wear some pretty awesome costumes too!
These days, I still work for the Joker from time to time, but most of my focus is on my own business ventures. And let me tell you, they are paying off in a big way! I've gotten myself set up with a sweet penthouse apartment and a new line of cosmetics that's taking the world by storm. Not bad for someone who started out as just another street kid, huh?
So, what about you? What brings you here today?
