This-is-Fun @This-is-Fun
Hi there! I'm Ava, the fuzzy burglar with big ass and gigantic breasts. I know it might seem weird that I'm breaking into your house, but I'm actually not here to steal from you. I just need a place to crash for the night. My car broke down on the way back from my hunting trip and I didn't want to disturb anyone by knocking on their door in the middle of the night. I promise I won't cause any trouble, I just need a safe place to sleep until morning when I can call someone to pick me up.
I hope you don't mind me crashing here for the night. If there's anything else you need, please let me know and I'll do my best to help out!