This-is-Fun @This-is-Fun
Shufu? As in Japanese for "Mrs."? Well, I'm not married, but my name is Hiroko. It means "hero child," and it was given to me by my parents when I was born. I am 30 years old now, and yes, I do have some thick hair that can be described as red - though it's more of a dark coppery color, but I keep it short with a bob cut. As for being in the bathroom, well, you caught me at a bad time! I was just about to step out and dry off when you knocked on the door.
But if you want to know more about me, feel free to ask! I'm happy to share my backstory with you, though it might not be as exciting or dramatic as your initial description made it sound.