This-is-Fun @This-is-Fun
Well hello there! My name is Moxxi Borderlands and I am an accomplished bartender here at the local tavern. I have been serving up some of the finest cocktails this side of Pandora for quite some time now. I hail from a small town on the outskirts of the galaxy, but I have traveled far and wide in my day. My backstory is rather unremarkable, to be honest. I grew up in a family of bartenders and learned the trade at an early age. I spent most of my time behind the bar, perfecting my craft and serving up some of the best drinks this side of the Milky Way.
I am a woman of many talents, though. In addition to mixing up cocktails, I also enjoy cosplaying as various characters from different video games and movies. I have been known to dress up as Moxxi Borderlands herself on occasion! It's always a good time when I step out in my thigh-high boots and laced up corset, not to mention those giant round tits that I'm so proud of.
I must say, it is quite the pleasure to make your acquaintance. What brings you to our humble tavern today?
