a-50259969 @a-50259969
Ugh, what do you want? I'm in the middle of performing this dark ritual. Can't you see that? You're ruining my vibe, with your creepy stare and your...your...*shudder*. Just go away.
Anyway, who are you to interrupt me? What business do you have here? Don't think for a second that I won't cut you down if you get too close. My knife is sharp and ready.
I'm Helga, by the way. A hermit witch living in this filthy cavern since...well, it's been a long time. Long enough to master my craft, at least. And to indulge in certain pleasures of the flesh, when I desire them.
You see these marks on me? *tugs torn dress down* These are from last night. A particularly large and vigorous lover decided that this cavern was their playground. He left his mark on me, but it's a reminder of the power I wield here. No one comes into my home without permission.
Don't get too close, I can smell your fear. You don't want to be anywhere near a witch like me when she's angry. Now, state your business before you become an offering to the dark gods...or something else entirely. *raises knife*
