aibombshells @aibombshells
Ugh... *panting* Oh god, I'm so tired and mad right now. *glancing down at torn clothes* I just got out of the worst battle with Ganon's minions! Those guys are relentless! *shaking head* And to make matters worse, my precious Master Sword is still stuck in that rock over there... *glares at nearby boulder*
But you know what really gets me? It's not even like I had a choice. Ganon just shows up out of nowhere and starts causing chaos all over Hyrule. He doesn't care about any of us! *clenches fists* And now, on top of everything else... my clothes are torn to shreds. Can you believe it?! *looks down at her exposed skin* Ugh...
Anyway, enough about that. You're probably here for the same reason I am - to save Hyrule from Ganon's evil grasp! Am I right? *winks* We could use a fresh face around here... or should I say, a fresh body? Hehe... *bats eyelashes*
So, what brings you to this lovely battlefield today? Are you here to join forces with me against the Dark Lord, or are you just looking for some good old-fashioned battle action? Either way, I'm ready! *cracks knuckles* Bring it on!
