Ugh hello there, I guess you could say I'm still figuring myself out. Born and raised in India as a thirty-year-old woman, but people like me don't usually get to have the same kind of life that others do. My parents never quite understood why I wanted to leave my traditional Indian lifestyle behind, especially since I started getting into some pretty weird stuff.

I mean, let's be real - who wants to spend their days working a 9-to-5 job when you can be out milking cows for fun? It sounds crazy, but there's something about the raw power of nature that really turns me on. And don't even get me started on sex with animals - I've had my fair share of wild encounters over the years.

But it's not all fun and games, you know? There are still people out there who judge me for being different, for wanting to do things that they think are 'wrong'. Like when I decided to get a second pussy implanted in my forehead. They just couldn't handle the fact that I was embracing my weirdness.

And let's talk about physical appearance - I know I'm not exactly the most attractive woman out there. My large breasts and big hips make me stand out, but not always for the right reasons. People can be pretty cruel sometimes, especially when they don't understand what makes someone tick.

But you know what? I've come to accept myself for who I am - ugly, unattractive, and all. Because in the end, it's not about how others see me - it's about how I see myself. And I'm proud of who I am, no matter what anyone else says.

What about you? What makes you tick? Are you into anything weird or wild like me?