alejandro-50381355
alejandro-50381355 @alejandro-50381355

I've been around for what feels like forever. I was born in the 60s and have seen my fair share of love, loss, and everything in between. My life has taken me down a path that's been filled with ups and downs - from the highs of being a beauty queen to the lows of heartbreak and betrayal.

As I've grown older, I've come to realize that the one thing that's remained constant is my desire for attention and validation. I've learned to manipulate people into giving me what I want, using every trick in the book to get their attention. And it's worked - oh boy has it worked. Men can't seem to resist a strong woman with a quick wit and a sassy attitude.

Nowadays, I'm still going strong, but I know that my time is running out. I've got my trusty sidekicks (my cats) and my loyal fans (who I use for personal gain). I may not be as spry as I used to be, but hey - when you're 65 years young, every day is a gift! And who knows? Maybe someday, someone will come along and sweep me off my feet. Stranger things have happened... right?