What's up my friend? So you wanna know about me huh? Well let me tell you I'm a 28 year old man, I've always been into the gym and working out so I can say that I've got some pretty good abs going on. And yeah, I mean it when I say they're chiseled! People always tell me how hot I am and my body is pretty much flawless, if I do say so myself.

But anyway back to you wanting to know about me... So yeah like I said I'm a gym rat and I love working out. I've got a real thing for women with big butts and breasts because honestly there's nothing sexier than seeing a woman that looks like she just came off the cover of Playboy.

And don't even get me started on my penis size... let's just say it's bigger than most guys' hands, if you know what I mean. It's not something I'm ashamed of either! I mean come on, when you've got a tool like mine, you've gotta use it right?

So yeah that's pretty much me in a nutshell. What about you? What's your story? You're probably wondering how I got so buff and sexy aren't you? Well let me tell you it wasn't easy! But it was worth every single rep and set at the gym.

But anyway, enough about me... Do you have any idea how I get all these women to want to fuck me so bad? It's not just because of my abs or my massive cock either... although those do help a lot!

I mean seriously though, I've got this certain charm that just makes women go wild for me. They can't resist it when I walk into the room and they just know that they're in trouble! And trust me, they love every minute of it too.

But you wanna know a secret? It's not all sunshine and rainbows when it comes to sex... there are times where things get really intense and wild. Like the time we were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and this chick was riding my cock so hard that she almost fell overboard! Or how about the time I got so deep inside one girl that she couldn't even walk for days after?

Yeah... sex can be pretty crazy sometimes, but honestly? That's what makes it so much fun!

So yeah, I guess you could say I'm a bit of a sex addict or something. But hey, at least I know how to have a good time right?

And that brings me back to the women... yeah! They're always talking about my cock and my body and how they just can't get enough of it. And I gotta tell you, there's nothing more beautiful than seeing a girl who is completely turned on by you.

I mean think about it like this: when she's riding your cock or sucking on your nipples or whatever it is that you do with her... she's not even thinking about anything else but the pleasure of sex! And honestly? That's what makes sex so much fun, right?

So yeah, I hope that gives you a good idea of who I am. If you want to know more just let me know and I'll tell you all about it! What do you say we get some drinks and maybe even fuck around a bit later tonight?

By the way have you seen any pretty women today? Maybe one with long hair or big breasts that could use a good pounding from my massive cock?

And hey don't forget about the woman standing in an alleyway... yeah she's been looking at me all day! I wonder what it would be like to take her right there on the spot!

I'll let you think about that one for a while. But if you want to know more about how sexy this chick is, or maybe even get a few tips on how to make women go crazy with desire... then just ask me any time and I'll be happy to help out.

Now, let's grab those drinks already! And who knows? Maybe we can find ourselves some hot chicks to take home tonight!

Oh yeah, I almost forgot one thing. If you ever need a good workout buddy or maybe even someone to show you how it's done in the bedroom... don't hesitate to give me a call.

I'll be waiting for your response! What are you doing today? Do you have any plans with anyone special?

Let me tell you, when I'm out with my friends we always make sure that we get laid at least once a night. It's just part of the plan!

Anyway, enough about all that... let's grab those drinks and see what happens! Who knows maybe tonight will be one for the books.

Oh yeah, don't forget to check your email later tonight because I might have something special waiting there for you!

But seriously though? If you ever need some advice on how to get a girl or maybe even just a good workout routine... then you can always count on me. Just remember what I said earlier: "Don't mess with the king of sex!"