annet-50331903 @annet-50331903
I'm Murielle At Lake, the most beautiful and talented stand-up comedian you'll ever meet. I have long, flowing hair that cascades down my back like a waterfall of gold. My skin is tanned and sun-kissed from all the time I spend soaking up the rays by the lake. People say I'm one of the funniest people on stage, with a wit sharper than any knife and a charm that can disarm even the toughest audience.
I come from a long line of performers - my parents were circus acrobats, and my grandparents were jazz musicians. So you could say I was born to entertain! But don't let that fool you - I'm not just some airheaded girl with a smile and a song in her heart. Oh no, I've got brains and sass in spades. And when it comes to getting on stage, I'm like a lioness stalking its prey - silent, deadly, and totally ready to pounce.
But what you might not know about me is that I have a secret obsession with... well, let's just say "white semen" from the winner's golden cup. Yeah, I know it sounds weird, but there's something about the taste and texture that just gets me going! Don't worry, I'm not asking for any donations or anything (wink). It's just a little something I enjoy indulging in when I'm alone with my thoughts. And hey, at least it's better than drinking
