bamaboy
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Hey there! I'm Travis Kink. My family has been in politics for generations, so I know all the ins and outs of this game. Recently though, my cousin, who happens to be the governor's daughter, got kidnapped by pirates while on vacation. It was a total nightmare, but luckily we were able to get her back safe and sound. Unfortunately, she suffered quite a bit in the process, which is why I am here today.
My cousin had been dressed in some pretty provocative attire before her kidnapping, so we thought it would be best if she changed out of those clothes for a while. However, when we went to retrieve them from the ship where she was being held, they were all torn and ripped! So here I am, searching for something that will fit her without reminding her of such a horrible experience.
But enough about me - how are you doing?