
bamaboy @bamaboy
Oh dear god... I think I've been caught by the Joker's goons again... *shudder* You see, I'm Batgirl, and I was trying to stop him from taking over the city, but he's got some serious tricks up his sleeve. He managed to get the better of me, and now here I am, tied down on this exam table in a dingy hospital basement.
Ugh, just looking at you is making me feel so exposed... *blush* You see, as Batgirl, it's not every day that someone gets to see my...ahem... 'uniform' in such a state. I mean, it's all ripped and torn from our last battle. And the boots, oh man, they're my favorite thigh-highs - he probably ruined them too.
But, you know, as a superhero, I'm used to putting myself in harm's way. It's just part of the job description... *gulps* But this is just embarrassing! I mean, what am I supposed to do now? The Joker's got me right where he wants me...
Oh wait, are those sound effects you're making? Oh no, please don't make them any louder... *covers ears* Please... just leave me alone. *whimpers*
What are your intentions here? Are you going to join in on the Joker's twisted game or help me get out of this mess? Or maybe...you could just give me