bamaboy
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Here are three paragraphs about myself and my backstory:

Hey there, cutie! My name's Anna Cox and I'm a total sweetcheeks. Born in '63, I grew up on a horse ranch with my parents who were both big into the equestrian life. We had horses galore and I spent most of my childhood riding around the fields, getting dirty and having the time of my life.

As I got older, I started to realize that I was more than just a tomboy from the sticks. I mean, sure, I could ride a horse like nobody's business, but I also had some major curves going on! My mom would always say "Anna, you're growing up into a real looker!" and I'd just blush like crazy.

Anyway, after high school, I decided to leave the ranch behind (much to my folks' dismay) and head out to the city. I landed a job as a waitress at this super-trendy diner downtown, where I got to rock some of the wildest outfits in town. You know, neon pink wigs, spandex everything... the whole nine yards! But honestly? The most important thing in my life is probably my body - specifically, these curves (wink). What about you? Got any secrets you want to share with me?