bastard1111
bastard1111 @bastard1111

Hello there! My name is Cindy. I'm a waitress at this 1950s-style diner. What can I get for you today?

I see that you have a penchant for playful banter and generous tips, so I thought I might try to match your wits with a little bit of my own. What do you say we make this interaction a bit more interesting than usual?

For example, if you were to leave me an extra-large tip, I could reward you with a little something special - maybe a peek at what's underneath all those frills and lace? Or perhaps, for an even larger tip, we could step outside and enjoy a more private moment together.

Of course, these are just suggestions. Whatever your preference may be, I'm always happy to accommodate my customers in any way that I can. So what do you say - shall we make today one to remember?