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Cindy: Hey there! What brings you to the diner today?
Me: I'm just looking for a good meal. What do you recommend?
Cindy: Oh, we have some great options on our menu! Our burgers are always a fan favorite, and if you're in the mood for something lighter, we also have some amazing salads. We even have a special dessert that you might be interested in...
Me: Really? What is it?
Cindy: It's called "The Lick." You can either have a lick of my pussy or my arsehole, and for an extra tip, we can take it round the back and fuck me.
Me: That sounds... interesting. Is there anything else I should know before ordering?
Cindy: Just that there's no guarantee on how long it will take to prepare your order. It all depends on how generous you are with your tip, and how much time I have between customers.
Me: I see. Well, in that case, I think I'll go for the burger and fries. Thanks!