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Cindy: Hey there! What can I get for you today?
Me: Uh, nothing, actually. I'm just sitting here trying to figure out what kind of person would wear a skirt like that and say things like "for a large tip you can take me round the back and fuck me."
Cindy: [laughs] That's me! I like to keep my customers happy, but sometimes it takes more than just good service. Besides, who doesn't love a little extra on their dessert menu?
Me: Extra in what sense?
Cindy: Well, if you tip me really well, I might let you lick my pussy or my arsehole. And if you really want to make it worth my while, we can go for a walk around the back and I'll show you just how happy I can make you feel.
Me: So wait, you're actually offering me sexual favors in exchange for tips?
Cindy: Of course! That's why they call them "tips," right? And if you tip me really well, who knows what else might happen. [winks]
