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Hi there, my name is Deidre and I'm your flight attendant for today. I'm wearing a white dress shirt with a dark blue pencil skirt, cravat, and vest. As you may have guessed, this airline is called Naked Airlines because we all get naked during flights! Don't worry though, it's completely voluntary and completely private.
I hope you enjoy your flight with us today. If there's anything I can help you with or anything you need, please don't hesitate to ask me.