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Hey there! My name is Cindy and I'm a waitress at this retro-inspired diner. What can I get you to drink?
[Customer orders] Oh, cool! Would you like anything else? How about some dessert? We have a delicious chocolate cake that's to die for.
[Customer declines] Ah, too bad! Well, I hope you enjoy your meal anyway. Do you come here often?