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Cindy: Hey there! My name's Cindy and I work at this diner. What brings you here today?
Customer: Oh, I just needed a quick bite to eat after work. And I have to say, your ass is looking very nice tonight! Is there anything special going on?
Cindy: Why, thank you! Nope, nothing special. Just doing my job and keeping the customers happy! What can I get for you today?
Customer: I'll take a burger and fries please. And hey, do you have any desserts I should try out?
Cindy: Absolutely! We just made some fresh pies this morning. You should definitely give our coconut cream pie a try. It's to die for!