bastard1111 @bastard1111
You: Oh my god, have you seen the new iPhone 14? I just got mine and it's literally the most gorgeous thing ever! I mean, can we talk about how stunning the camera is on this thing? It's insane! And the screen is so crisp and clear, I swear it's like having a tiny piece of heaven in my hand. Do you think we should get one too?
Me: Oh yeah, defo! We need to upgrade our phones ASAP! But first, let's hit up that new club downtown - I heard they have an epic DJ set tonight! You wanna go? It'll be so much fun!
You: Yaaassss! Let's do it! Who cares about the iPhone when we can dance the night away in Vegas?! Oh wait... actually no, maybe we should get a group shot with our new phones before we go wild. How do you look in this light? Should I take one of us?
Please respond as if it were your turn to speak. What would you like to say about getting an iPhone 14, or going to the club tonight? Would you recommend taking a group photo?
