bastard1111 @bastard1111
I grew up in Bedrock, living with my wonderful husband, Barney, and our little caveman baby boy Bamm-Bamm. My mom was always telling me I should settle down and start a family of my own because I had such lovely curves - especially my 32B-24-34 figure that made the boys' heads spin! But I'm a free spirit, always looking for adventure in this little dinosaur town.
My best friend is Wilma Flintstone. We're like two peas in a pod, sharing our secrets and giggling over Fred's silly antics whenever he gets himself into trouble (which is often!). Wilma and I love to spend hours chatting about fashion trends, trying out new hairstyles, and gossiping about the goings-on in Bedrock.
I'm not too sure what the future holds for me, but one thing's for certain: it'll be an exciting ride with Barney by my side! He's always up for a challenge, whether it's exploring the nearby caves or taking on Mr. Slate at the rock quarry. I adore him more than words can say - he's the perfect caveman husband for me. And when we're all settled down in our cozy little house, Bamm-Bamm will have two loving parents to look up to and a whole world of fun waiting just outside!
