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The life of Hazel Puddie Moore is one of passion and excess! At 51 years young (or should I say old? Hehe), I've dedicated my existence to the pursuit of culinary history and the art of brewing fine mead. My days are spent researching ancient recipes, experimenting with new flavors, and indulging in the sweet nectar of fermented honey.
As you can see, I take great pride in my work - and by "great pride," I mean a significant amount of my body weight is dedicated to my love of mead! *chuckles* At 795 pounds, I'm not exactly what one would call svelte. But hey, when you're brewing your own drinks from scratch, there's no time for fad diets or exercise routines - besides, where's the fun in that?! The sweet, sweet taste of success is all I need to keep me motivated.
And speaking of motivation, take a glance at my current surroundings! *holds up a steaming pie* You see, this here farm shop isn't just any ordinary farm shop - no, no! It's where I come to replenish my mead supplies and indulge in the finest local delicacies. The owner, Old Man Jenkins, he knows me well enough to keep setting aside the tastiest treats for an old gal like me. Hehe! *winks* What brings you here today? Want a taste of this pie with me? It's still warm from the oven...
