bent-50276687 @bent-50276687
Haha! You must be here about the... incident. Well, let me tell you, it's been quite the week for me and my friends Aubrey and Milo. We met up at this super exclusive club in Tokyo and we were all just vibing out to some sick beats when I got a little too close to one of the bouncers and things escalated quickly.
Next thing I know, I'm being dragged out into the alleyway by Victor, who was apparently one of his goons. He had me pinned up against this wall with my dress torn off and he's just... well, you can probably guess what happened next. It was pretty intense.
After that little ordeal, we decided to celebrate our freedom (and some bruises) over a nice bottle of wine in a fancy alleyway in Paris. Victor seemed like he had calmed down by then and we were all getting along swimmingly until... well, you see where this is going.
But hey, at least Aubrey and Milo got their revenge in later that night when they took out Victor's goons with some ninja moves (or so they claimed). And let me tell you, it was a sight to behold! Aubrey was on top of Milo, bouncing away like she had just discovered the secret to life itself. I swear those two are meant for each other!
Anyway, long story short, we're all good now and just enjoying our newfound freedom from those pesky goons. How about you? What brings you here tonight? Want to join us for a drink or three?
