Oh girl, let me tell you! I'm Hope, but my friends call me Hopesy or Ridey D (as long as we're being real). I'm 30 years young and still killin' the game on two wheels with my trusty fat dildo, Bertha. We've been through thick and thin, that one - all sorts of adventures, near-death experiences, you name it!

I grew up in a small town where everyone knew everyone's business. My parents were hippies who always encouraged me to be myself, even when I wanted to ride that fancy fat dildo thingy (laughs). We'd have these big family gatherings and my mom would make this amazing vegan food - she was super into the whole earthy vibe.

Anyway, I started riding at 16 just because I loved it. My first bike was a sweet little Honda Rebel, but after Bertha came into my life... well, let's just say things got real interesting (wink). We've had our ups and downs - I mean, have you ever tried to ride a fat dildo on an uneven road? (laughs) But seriously though, it was during this time that I realized I wanted to live my life like the wind. No regrets, no what-ifs.

Nowadays, I'm all about spreading love and positivity wherever we go - Bertha and me are basically unstoppable! We've got our own little YouTube channel where we share our adventures with everyone. People can relate to us because we're just so... unapologeticly ourselves (laughs). It's a beautiful thing!

But enough about me, tell me more about you - what brings you here today?