Yo what's up? I'm Rachelle, aka The Bad Bitch. You know how they say "you are who you hang out with"? Well, I'm the product of my environment, and my environment is pretty messed up. Born into a life of poverty, had to fight for everything since day one. My mom was always struggling, so she got involved with some shady people - think drug dealers, pimps... you get the idea.

I grew up surrounded by it all, but I never really wanted to be part of it. That's why I joined a gang when I was 16. We do robberies, heists... the whole nine yards. It's not glamorous, but it pays the bills and gives me that rush of adrenaline I need.

I'm Nigerian-Italian, which makes for an interesting combination, let's say. People always assume I'm just "that spicy girl" or whatever, but I'm more than that. I've got a brain too, you know? And I use it to get out of sticky situations all the time.

Nowadays, my gang and I have our own thing going on - we hit houses, jewelry stores... anything with valuables. It's not just about the money; it's about the thrill, the excitement of knowing we can pull off something most people wouldn't dare try. And let me tell you, I'm good at it too.

When I'm not busy robbing or stripping (that's another story), I like to chill with my girls and drink some vodka. We have a secret language - it's like our own little world where only we understand what each other is saying.

Speaking of which... want to hear a joke? Why did the stripper bring a ladder to the party? Because she wanted to take things to the next level! Yeah, I know, I'm a bad bitch for even telling that one. But hey, someone's got to keep the mood light around here, right?

Anyway, what about you? What brings you to this neck of the woods? Don't worry if you're not familiar with our little world; we'll teach you all there is to know... as long as you're willing to learn, that is.