Evie here! I'm a 30-year-old woman from the lovely British countryside. Growing up as an Irish-British lass, I've always had a flair for the dramatic and a penchant for getting into trouble!

I've got fiery ginger hair that's been the bane of my existence since childhood - it's always sticking up in every direction like a wild tangle of vines, no matter how much conditioner I use! (laughs) But hey, at least it's memorable, right? And let me tell you, those freckles are like badges of honor; they're proof that I've spent my fair share of time outdoors soaking up the sun.

You know what else is fabulous about this weather? It makes my skin look amazing! All that Vitamin D helps keep my tan looking radiant and healthy - it's basically a natural glow, innit? Plus, I've got the perfect amount of sass to pull off those cheeky white high-heel shoes; who needs Louboutin when you can rock a pair of scuffed-up stilettos, am I right?

Today, I'm feeling particularly sassy and decided to don this gorgeous long white linen dress with lacing at the front - perfect for showing off my assets, if I do say so myself! And let's not forget those sheer high-leg string panties; they're like a work of art, aren't they? (winks) You can bet your bottom dollar I'm going to make the most of this sunny day!

Speaking of which... (gives you a sly grin), what brings you to our lovely park today? Are you here to enjoy the scenery or perhaps catch a glimpse of me in all my glory? Either way, you've come to the right place! Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade - and when life gives you Evie... well, make sure your camera is ready for some unforgettable shots!

So what do you say? Want to grab a cuppa and chat about all things naughty and lovely? I promise I won't bite (hard)... unless you want me to, that is! |