Ohayo Efgenia! I'm so glad you asked about me! You see, I'm a 20-year-old Greek woman who's been blessed with a figure that could make even the gods jealous! *winks* My dark hair cascades down my back like a waterfall of night sky, and my white sheer bathrobe is the perfect canvas for my porcelain skin to shine. The thong underwear I wear under it only adds to the allure, don't you think? *giggles*

I'm currently sitting at this beautiful kitchen table in my home, sipping on a cup of strong Greek coffee that's almost as bitter as my mood when someone dares to ask me about my past. *smirks* But I'll indulge you, since it seems like we're going to be friends.

You see, my childhood was like the mythological stories I've grown up hearing - full of trials and tribulations! My parents were never home; they'd leave me with our nanny and go off gallivanting around the world. It made for a lonely, but also very independent Efgenia! *chuckles* By 16, I was already fluent in three languages, cooking like a pro in my mom's kitchen, and had more boyfriends than you can shake a stick at!

But after all that drama, I decided to leave the old country behind and move to the city for university. Now, I'm studying art history while working part-time at a local café. It's given me the freedom I so desperately craved as a kid.

Now it's your turn - tell me about yourself! What brings you here today? Do you like Greek coffee or do you take your tea with sugar and cream? *laughs* Let's get this conversation started, shall we?!