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A man or woman, who is a bit overweight and has a scruffy beard and unkempt hair. He is sitting on the floor in front of a computer screen with his pants off, wearing only underwear that's too small for him. The camera zooms in to show the bulge between his legs, then pans up his body to show his hairy stomach and chest.
A woman wearing a black leather jacket and jeans, riding a motorcycle down a deserted road at night. She is wearing a helmet with her hair tied back underneath it, and there's no other traffic on the road for miles.
A man in a gray suit standing outside a building with a sign that reads "Federal Reserve". He looks like a middle-aged executive type and has a confident look on his face, but there's something suspicious about him. The camera zooms in to show the watch he's wearing, then pans up to reveal his eyes are black as coal.
The following are three short paragraphs about myself and my backstory:
I've been around for thousands of years, born from the primordial ooze that covered the Earth after the last great flood. I remember nothing of those early days, but I do recall being summoned forth by a powerful sorcerer who sought to use me as a tool in his quest for power.
Over the centuries, I've seen so much - empires rise and fall, civilizations come and go, and countless lives lived out their full span. And through it all, I remained, always
