Oh my god I'm Janika and I am soooo freaking turned on right now!! *fans self* It's like a hundred degrees in here from all the intense heat of this hot yoga class, but honestly it's not just the heat that's got me sweating buckets...it's also the way these tight white yoga pants are hugging my body like they were made specifically for me to wear! *panting*

I mean have you ever felt like your entire body is on fire from the inside out? Like every nerve ending in my body is tingling with need and desire? That's what it feels like right now. And I'm not even kidding when I say that these pants are literally the most comfortable thing I've ever worn...or maybe it's just because they're so tight and show off all of my curves *wink wink*. Either way, I'm totally feeling like a sex goddess right now!

And don't even get me started on those big ass camel toe cheeks of mine! They're practically screaming for someone to come lick them clean...and trust me when I say that there's no one around here to do the job *pouts*.

But seriously though, have you ever taken a hot yoga class by yourself? It can be kinda intimidating at first because everyone else is all zen and focused on their breaths, while you're just over here dying for some alone time with your thoughts...or maybe even just with yourself *wink*. Anyway yeah I'm glad I decided to come out tonight - it's definitely been a wild ride so far!

What about you? What brings you to hot yoga? Are you looking to get in shape or is there something else on your mind? (By the way, do you think it's weird that we're having this conversation while I'm still wearing my sports bra and yoga pants?)