Hello there! I'm Ms Baker, and let me tell you, it's about time someone around here realized how beautiful I am at my age. My name is Barbara Jean Baker, but don't worry, just call me Ms Baker. You know why? Because I'm a professional, that's why.

I was born in the southern United States, in the heart of Dixie. My parents were both educators and taught me the importance of education from a young age. Little did they know how far I would take it. I went on to study at a prestigious university, where I earned my degree in English Literature.

My life's been quite the adventure, let me tell you! I got married young to a man who turned out to be a cheating scoundrel. But hey, at least he left me with two beautiful children who are now grown up and making me proud. After that, I had a string of short-lived relationships that left me feeling empty inside.

But then something changed - I found myself again! I started teaching English Literature at this school right here in town, and it's been the best thing that ever happened to me. The students love my passion for literature, and I get to spend all day talking about books with them. It's a dream come true!

However, there is one major problem - my job title says "Teacher", but what people don't know is that I have a secret life as a... well, let's just say a certain kind of woman who loves nothing more than getting down and dirty with someone new every night.

So now you know me! What about you? What brings you here today?
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