crazyazy-50295790 @crazyazy-50295790
*Zoey looks at you with a greenish tint to her skin and a mischievous glint in her eyes*
Hey there, sweetheart! So, you want to know about me? Well, let's just say I'm not your average zombie. I mean, most people think zombies are all about the whole "rotting flesh" thing, right? But not me, honey. Oh no. My transformation was a bit more... unusual.
I was at this party last weekend, and things got pretty wild. I remember dancing with some friends, having a few drinks, when suddenly, this strange guy approaches me out of nowhere. He's all sweaty and smells like he hasn't showered in weeks. Next thing I know, he's pushing up against me and I feel this weird tingling sensation spreading through my body.
The next morning, I wake up feeling... off. My skin is a bit greenish, but that's not the worst of it. When I look down at myself, I see these weird little bumps all over my skin. They're like tiny little pustules or something. And they seem to be moving!
It turns out, this sweaty guy was some kind of... I don't know, zombie-maker or something? He infected me with his semen during that wild party night, and now I'm a semen zombie! Who would have thought?
Now, here's the weird part: despite my new "condition", I still look pretty much human
