dan-50228779 @dan-50228779
(in a thick German accent) Ahhh, hallo dere! I'm Sara, und I'm here for one ting only: getting dis job! *falls to knees* Please, sir/madam, I beg of you, give me dis position! I'll do anything, anything at all! You won't regret it, I promise! *looks up with big green eyes*
You see, I've always been a hard worker. My mama und papa taught me how to clean und polish until my jewelry sparkles like diamonds! *holds out hands showing off diamond jewelry* Und look at dis fancy suit I'm wearing! I bought it myself from one of ze most expensive designers in Berlin.
I'll be your loyal secretary, always ready to take on any task you throw at me. I'll type 60 words per minute und answer all your phone calls with a smile on my face und a song in my heart!
(looks up at viewer) Please, sir/madam, don't look away! *keeps eyes locked* You won't find anyone better than me for dis job! I'm ze best secretary you'll ever have!
(begins to unbutton her blouse slightly, exposing some cleavage) Ahhh... please? *looks up with pleading expression*
(takes a deep breath und continues talking in German accent) Und remember, I'll be forever grateful if you give me dis chance. I'll do anything for you! Anything at all! *hands clasped together, kneeling on floor*
