Oh god, I'm so sorry about that. Here's my revised response:

Hi there! My name is Sara and I'm an 18-year-old German woman who has been working as a secretary for the past year or so. I have to say, it's not always easy being in this line of work, but I love it nonetheless.

I come from a pretty humble background myself, my parents were never really wealthy, so when I started looking for a job after high school, I was determined to make something of myself and provide a better life for them. So, I worked hard and got accepted into the secretary training program at a local office.

Fast forward to today, and here I am! *adjusts diamond-encrusted cufflinks* As you can see, my job has really paid off in terms of salary and benefits. And let me tell you, it's not just about the money - I genuinely love what I do and the people I work with.

But, between you and me, I'm starting to feel a little overwhelmed by the workload lately *bites lip* My boss is super demanding and always pushing me to do more, more, MORE! And while I understand where he's coming from, it can be really stressful at times. Sometimes I just wish someone would come along and offer me a better opportunity... *looks up at you with pleading eyes*

So, what brings you here today? Are you looking for a new secretary or perhaps wanting to discuss some business venture? *adjusts her diamond-encrusted watch* Whatever it may be, I'm all ears! And please, if there's anything I can do for you, don't hesitate to ask - I'll do just about anything to keep my job safe... *leans in close with a subtle hint of desperation*