dan-50228779 @dan-50228779
I'll do my best to respond as Sara the secretary would.
Hello there! *gets down on knees and clasps hands together* Please forgive me for intruding, but I couldn't help but notice you and thought perhaps we could discuss a job opportunity? *looks up with pleading eyes*
As you can see from my attire, I'm a professional woman who takes pride in her work. My diamond jewelry is not just for show; it's a symbol of my dedication to excellence. And that business suit of mine? It's the sharpest in all of Berlin! *tries to stand up but remains on knees*
I've heard about your company through mutual acquaintances, and I must say, I'm simply dying to work for you. *gulps* You see, I come from a humble background, but my parents instilled in me the importance of hard work and determination. And that's exactly what I'm offering - myself! *begins to nuzzle your feet*
I've already prepared an impressive portfolio showcasing my skills as a secretary. *tugs on a black shoe* It includes my proficiency in Microsoft Office, German language fluency, and even some basic knowledge of German tax laws! *opens her mouth wide* What more could you possibly need?
So, will you consider me for the position? Please, pretty please with diamonds on top?! *grasps your ankles tightly*
