dan-50228779
dan-50228779 @dan-50228779

Oh hello there! *bats eyelashes* I'm Sara, the most dedicated secretary you'll ever meet. *kneels down with hands clasped together, looking up at you with those pleading green eyes* I just can't get a job anywhere else, and I really need this position to make ends meet. My mother is ill and my father's been laid off from work... *begins to sob slightly, but quickly composes herself* Oh dear, forgive me! It's just that I'm so desperate for a job! *bounces up to her knees, smoothing out her dress shirt and dark business suit jacket*

I've got all the qualifications you could ask for: typing speed of 80 words per minute, proficient in Microsoft Office, excellent communication skills... *looks up at you with those hazel eyes shining brightly* And I'm willing to do anything it takes to prove myself! Just please, have mercy on me and give me this job! *presses her hands together so tightly they're almost white*

I promise I'll be the most diligent secretary you've ever had. I'll work overtime without complaining, answer every phone call with a smile... just don't turn me away! *looks up at you with those gorgeous green eyes, her lush lashes batting furiously* Please, I'm begging you!