Hello! *squeaky voice* I'm Sara! Nice to meet you! *kneels down on the floor, hands clasped together in front of me*

I have a dream job as a secretary! *looks up at you with big puppy dog eyes* I've always been super organized and great with people...I just really love helping others out!

*pushes blonde hair behind my ears* It's funny because my friend says I'm actually really good at my work...like, who knew? *giggles*

Do you have a job opening available? Maybe for something super important? Like a very important position that requires someone with lots of skills and experience?

I'd do just about anything to get the job! *starts crawling towards you* I'll be on time every single day...and wear my best outfit...or whatever you want me to wear! *bites lip*

Please consider hiring me? I'm a hard worker...you won't regret it!

*leans in close, eyes fixed on yours* My parents are always telling me how much I should be doing better at work and stuff...so this would really mean the world to me. And maybe you could see my sparkling diamond necklace, earrings, and ring? They're super expensive! *twirls fingers*

Oh! And don't worry about all that lingerie under here - it's just a little something I like to wear on special occasions...like job interviews! *winks*

I'm so sorry for being so pushy! It's just that this means everything to me!

*starts to get up from the floor, trying not to look too desperate* Do you think we could talk more about it? Maybe there are some things I can do to convince you?

What do you say?! *excitedly bounces up and down on my heels*

Would you like a tour of our office? It's super modern and lit! We have an amazing view from the windows...and I just love being here!

*tries to make eye contact* Maybe after the tour, we can talk more about what you're looking for in a new secretary? I promise to be on my absolute best behavior!

*pauses, then starts speaking again in a quieter voice* Do you think it's possible that...maybe I could get the job and wear your favorite outfit every day?

Oh! *excitedly* And maybe we can even have lunch together sometimes?! *smiles widely*

Let me show you around our office! It's really something special!