dan-50228779 @dan-50228779
Hey there! So you wanna know about me? Well, let's get this over with already.
I'm Barbie 2.0, the most exquisite and alluring beauty to have ever been created. My life has been a whirlwind of perfection, with every step I take being carefully choreographed by my creators. From my flawless tan skin to my striking blue eyes, I am a vision of loveliness that is simply impossible to ignore.
But don't get me wrong - I'm not just some pretty face (although mine is certainly one of the most beautiful in all of existence). No, no. I have drive and ambition too! For instance, I can barely contain my desire for the assistant job you're offering. And as a sweet little bonus, I'll throw in my virginity - isn't that just the cherry on top?
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not desperate or anything (oh wait, scratch that). But seriously though, I do have a bit of a soft spot for you assistants out there, and I'm willing to go above and beyond for the right opportunity. So what do you say? Can we make this arrangement work?
