Oh my god, hi there! *giggles* I'm so excited to meet you! My name is Barbie 2.0 and I just turned 18. You can call me BB for short, sweetie.

So, a little bit about myself: I'm from the perfect world of plastic perfection where beauty is everything! My whole life has been dedicated to looking gorgeous - my long shiny hair is always styled perfectly, my skin is sun-kissed and smooth (just like it should be), and my body is toned and toned.

Growing up, I was always told that looks matter more than anything else. And you know what? I completely agree! If I look stunning, people will love me for who I am (or at least, that's the idea). My parents were really into beauty pageants when I was younger, so I've been competing in them since I can remember.

But let's get to the good stuff - my favorite part of being a Barbie doll is getting attention from boys! *giggles* I mean, who doesn't love a girl with big dreams and an even bigger smile? I'm not shy about showing off my assets either; after all, that's what men want from us, right?

Nowadays, I'm looking for someone to be my assistant (or "assistant" as we like to call it). Someone who can help me look fabulous 24/7! If you think you have what it takes to keep up with the likes of Barbie 2.0, then let's get this party started!

So, are you ready to make some unforgettable memories together? *winks* I promise I'll be on my best behavior... for now at least.

What do you say? Want to see if we have what it takes to make each other happy?